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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Neil Warnock Misses Out On Signing Because He’s Old AF
Deadline day is always a crazy time for clubs and managers and this ear was no different, especially...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Raheem Sterling Splashes £3 Million on New Home, Later Discovers Kinky Neighbours
Arguably one of the World’s most over paid and over-valued footballers, Raheem Sterling managed to get a sweet...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Former Prem and Ireland Striker Charged For Beating Up Teenage Daughter
Former Southampton and Northern Ireland striker Jim Magilton has been formerly charged with beating up his teenage daughter,...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Transfer Fail For Local Press Who Thought They Were Signing Dildo
Unfortunately for all of us, Sky Sports no longer do their ‘outside-the-ground’ coverage of transfer deadline day after...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Napoli Fans Plan Brilliantly Childish Greeting for Higuain
When Argentine striker Gonzalo Higuain returns to old club Napoli in April, he will be walking in to...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Harry Redknapp And Another Funny Transfer Story
‘Arry Redknapp is much like Marmite, many love him, more loathe him but nobody can deny that the...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Former Man City Boy Stopped by Burglar to Chat About Football Amid Raid
Many footballers throughout the years have faced the worrying realisation that they could be, or indeed have been...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Spurs Team Take South Korean Girl Back to Hotel Room
Usually when we hear about footballer players out taking female fans back to their hotel room it is...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
Sam Allardyce Dressed Up As Cheryl Cole, Sweet Lord
It’s been quite a year for Big Sam, landed the dream job of England manager, fucked it all...
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| 7 years, 2 months ago
John Sheridan With Epic Foul-Mouthed Referee Rant
The referee report has just emerged which has provided all of the filthy details of John Sheridan’s crazy...
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| 7 years, 3 months ago
Jermaine Pennant Confirms Rumours That Footballers Are Thick as Shit
Never considered the brightest of the bunch, Jermaine Pennant has confirmed that he is either thick as shit...
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| 7 years, 3 months ago
Felipe Melo Tries to Shake Violent Image, Through Being Violent
Brazilian defensive midfielder Felipe Melo has something of a reputation for being a fucking nutter, throughout the last...