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Former Newcastle Player (& Full Time Bellend) Gets 8 Months Jail Time
The career of Nile Ranger has certainly not been a dull one, but it is fair to say...
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Mexican Footballer Goes All ‘Breaking Bad’ And Gets Caught Smuggling Meth
In a news story that will do absolutely nothing for the Mexican stereotype, Tijuana defender Daniel Gomez has...
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Ex Spurs Star Set For Deportation After Risqué Advert
Ex Spurs midfielder Paulinho has been rocked by news that he could be deported from China after he...
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Prem Player Switched Clubs In Transfer Window After Fathering Fan’s Baby
Suspicions are out after a Premier League footballer has been forced to leave the club that he was...
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Sergio Ramos Swaps Shirt For a Bit of Fan’s Pork
Who doesn’t want a shirt from one of their favorite players when they go to see their team,...
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Newcastle Fan’s Cock Up Sees Him Buy 56 Train Tickets
Away days can be tough if you’re a die hard supporter that simple cannot afford to miss a...
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Blackburn Striker Receives Sentence For Beating Up Elvis
Blackburn striker Anthony Stokes has received a suspended sentence for assaulting an Elvis impersonator, the incident took place...
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Neil Warnock Misses Out On Signing Because He’s Old AF
Deadline day is always a crazy time for clubs and managers and this ear was no different, especially...
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Raheem Sterling Splashes £3 Million on New Home, Later Discovers Kinky Neighbours
Arguably one of the World’s most over paid and over-valued footballers, Raheem Sterling managed to get a sweet...
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Former Prem and Ireland Striker Charged For Beating Up Teenage Daughter
Former Southampton and Northern Ireland striker Jim Magilton has been formerly charged with beating up his teenage daughter,...
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Transfer Fail For Local Press Who Thought They Were Signing Dildo
Unfortunately for all of us, Sky Sports no longer do their ‘outside-the-ground’ coverage of transfer deadline day after...
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Napoli Fans Plan Brilliantly Childish Greeting for Higuain
When Argentine striker Gonzalo Higuain returns to old club Napoli in April, he will be walking in to...
