Ghanian Football Side Lost Game Because Of Their Love For Porn

Ghanian league champions Kotoko were beaten on Sunday in the CAF Champions League by Algerian side El Eulma, the Algerian outfit are currently languishing in 15th place in their home league but did manage a goalless draw in the first leg against Kotoko, they then managed to complete the job in Kotoko’s back yard on Sunday and defeated the Ghanians 1-2.

The Ghanian champions feared for their life after the game and they left the ground in armoured cars as the pressure mounted around the stadium from the stunned home fans.

And now, as if being knocked out of the Champions League and leaving your home ground in an armoured car weren’t enough, football administrator for the Ghanian FA, Kofi Manu, has claimed that the reason for Kotoko’s loss hinges on their lack of sleep and love of porn as he spoke to Sikka FM in Kumasi.

“These players do not sleep. I tell you all the time, they don’t sleep. The fact that they are in bed does not mean they sleep.They spend their nights making calls, browsing the web and watching porno!”

“If you like, get a medical expert to assess them and you can get confirmation. These boys don’t have enough sleep!”

A damning indictment from a man who is clearly ‘in the know’ when it comes to the bedroom antics of Kotoko’s stars, quite what the club plan to do with this information remains to be seen, although surely any kind of masturbation clause in their contract would be a bit harsh to say the least.

All that remains for Kotoko’s season is the potential to win the League for the 4th straight season and to retain the domestic cup again, guess things aren;t too bad after all.

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