Jordan Confusion Sees Harry Redknapp Enter Former Page 3 Girl

A mix up in names has seen Harry Redknapp enter former glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan, rather than the Arabic country of the same name. After being approached by the Jordan FA to take over their national side, the former Tottenham boss got confused after an all night bender with Niko Kraanjcar and ended up having sex with the former I’m A Celebrity contestant.

Despite the mix up, Redknapp said he is looking forward to his time with Price, who is famous simply for existing. In addition to joining the long list of men who have been in the former page 3 girl, Redknapp will also be managing her “career”.

“She’s a t’riffic girl,” said Redknapp, obviously speaking to reporters through his car window. “She’s got bags of experience. Lots to play with up front and incredibly open at the back. Just how I like them.”

Redknapp follows the likes of Peter Andre, Gareth Gates and Dwight Yorke and possibly David Beckham. It’s an odd move for the former Tottenham boss, many had expected him to move back into football, however he did stress that this would only be a short term arrangement.

At a recent press conference by Gossip Girl, Price refused confirm what exactly drew her to the 69-year-old millionaire, confessing that the recent extra media attention given to her following this news was a, “happy accident.” The pair discussed recording a sex tape as their possible next move, much to the horror of the journalists present.

She said that this move would be a huge boost to her career, and the man who couldn’t beat Roy Hodgson to the England job agreed. Redknapp laughed off claims that he had little experience that could help Price. “People seem to think I’ll struggle working with the interests of a self-centred money grabber, but I was able to manage a full squad of them at QPR.”

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