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Sergio Ramos Swaps Shirt For a Bit of Fan’s Pork
Who doesn’t want a shirt from one of their favorite players when they go to see their team,...
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Newcastle Fan’s Cock Up Sees Him Buy 56 Train Tickets
Away days can be tough if you’re a die hard supporter that simple cannot afford to miss a...
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Blackburn Striker Receives Sentence For Beating Up Elvis
Blackburn striker Anthony Stokes has received a suspended sentence for assaulting an Elvis impersonator, the incident took place...
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Neil Warnock Misses Out On Signing Because He’s Old AF
Deadline day is always a crazy time for clubs and managers and this ear was no different, especially...
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Raheem Sterling Splashes £3 Million on New Home, Later Discovers Kinky Neighbours
Arguably one of the World’s most over paid and over-valued footballers, Raheem Sterling managed to get a sweet...
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Former Prem and Ireland Striker Charged For Beating Up Teenage Daughter
Former Southampton and Northern Ireland striker Jim Magilton has been formerly charged with beating up his teenage daughter,...
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Transfer Fail For Local Press Who Thought They Were Signing Dildo
Unfortunately for all of us, Sky Sports no longer do their ‘outside-the-ground’ coverage of transfer deadline day after...
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Napoli Fans Plan Brilliantly Childish Greeting for Higuain
When Argentine striker Gonzalo Higuain returns to old club Napoli in April, he will be walking in to...
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Harry Redknapp And Another Funny Transfer Story
‘Arry Redknapp is much like Marmite, many love him, more loathe him but nobody can deny that the...
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Former Man City Boy Stopped by Burglar to Chat About Football Amid Raid
Many footballers throughout the years have faced the worrying realisation that they could be, or indeed have been...
