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| 7 years, 1 month agoRaheem Sterling Splashes £3 Million on New Home, Later Discovers Kinky Neighbours
Arguably one of the World’s most over paid and over-valued footballers, Raheem Sterling managed to get a sweet...
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| 7 years, 1 month agoFormer Prem and Ireland Striker Charged For Beating Up Teenage Daughter
Former Southampton and Northern Ireland striker Jim Magilton has been formerly charged with beating up his teenage daughter,...
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| 7 years, 1 month agoTransfer Fail For Local Press Who Thought They Were Signing Dildo
Unfortunately for all of us, Sky Sports no longer do their ‘outside-the-ground’ coverage of transfer deadline day after...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoNapoli Fans Plan Brilliantly Childish Greeting for Higuain
When Argentine striker Gonzalo Higuain returns to old club Napoli in April, he will be walking in to...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoHarry Redknapp And Another Funny Transfer Story
‘Arry Redknapp is much like Marmite, many love him, more loathe him but nobody can deny that the...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoFormer Man City Boy Stopped by Burglar to Chat About Football Amid Raid
Many footballers throughout the years have faced the worrying realisation that they could be, or indeed have been...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoSpurs Team Take South Korean Girl Back to Hotel Room
Usually when we hear about footballer players out taking female fans back to their hotel room it is...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoSam Allardyce Dressed Up As Cheryl Cole, Sweet Lord
It’s been quite a year for Big Sam, landed the dream job of England manager, fucked it all...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoFully Grown Man Who Wanks Into Sock Claims Rooney Is “Still Shit”
An unemployed, 49-year-old man from Merseyside, who still lives with his Mum and regularly ejaculates into a crusty sock...
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| 7 years, 2 months agoJohn Sheridan With Epic Foul-Mouthed Referee Rant
The referee report has just emerged which has provided all of the filthy details of John Sheridan’s crazy...