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| 7 years, 6 months agoJumpers for Goalposts Now ‘Vintage Smoking Jackets for Goalposts’ Thanks to New Hipster Influenced Legislation
Gone are the days of scruffy kids pulling off their grandmother’s knitted sweaters/chav tracksuit jackets to use for...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoHow a Spanish Waiter Became Responsible for Ronaldo Signing for Barcelona
Ronaldo, no, not Cristiano, we’re talking about R9, the Phenom aka fat Ronaldo the tranny-shagger, he’s just turned...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoStan Collymore Pens Open Letter to Wildchild Grealish
Following yesterday’s news that police were called to Jack Grealish’s hotel room at 8m following a hippy crack...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoToure’s Agent’s Furious Photoshop Dick Revenge
Following the recent verbal shots fired by the agent of Manchester City’s unwanted midfielder Yaya Toure, things have...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoWest Ham’s London Stadium Loses Out to Measly Attended Corbyn Rally in Decibels Reading
As if West Ham fans didn’t have enough to contend with following a defence leakier than an octogenarian’s...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoPolice Called After Jack Grealish ‘s Hippy Crack Party
Aston Villa youngster Jack Grealish saw the police arrive at his hotel room party at 745 in the...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoEx Liverpool Star Revealed as Katie Price’s Former F**k Friend
Media Sources in the UK have revealed the identity of the famous Mr.X that Katie Price has written...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoEx Premier League Star Charged in Court With Cocaine and Ecstasy Possession
Drugs aren’t so popular in the beautiful game of ours and not since the Adrian Mutu days have we...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoEmile Mpenza’s Erection, The Greatest Football Excuse Ever
For anyone familiar with Championship Manager back in the 90’s you will know that Belgian striker Emile Mpenza...
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| 7 years, 6 months agoArsenal’s Old Guard Claim Alcoholism Key to Keeping Clean Sheet
Following shocking new revelations from former Arsenal striker Ian Wright considering his use of illegal substances, key players...