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Are Tottenham Choking Before The Season Begins
Spurs love nothing more than choking on their own potential right at the crucial moment don’t they! Even...
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Mexican Superstar Accused of Fronting Up Drug Trafficking Organization
Beloved Mexican defender Rafael Marquez has been sanctioned by the U.S. treasury and stands accused of not only...
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What Really Happened to Tranny-Shagger Adriano’s Career
Adriano was expected to fill the void that was left by the Phenom that was Ronaldo (original/fat delete...
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PSG Beaten to Neymar Transfer By Unlikely Suitors
Paris Saint Germain rocked the football world this week after agreeing to meet the £198 million buy-out clause...
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Aiden McGeady With Crazy Story About The Moscow Ultras
Republic of Ireland international Aiden McGeady has been spilling the beans about his career during a series of...
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Carlton Cole on the Verge of Getting Sacked For Being Crap
If the majority of footballers where in danger of getting sacked from their club for being shit, there’d...
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Red Devils Get Horny With New Shirt Sponsor
Manchester United are one of the most widely recognised football teams on the planet and that means big,...
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Jermaine Pennant Finally Hits Rock Bottom
Jermaine Pennant has just made what is sure to be his last signing in football with his recent...
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French Mayor Eats Rat After Bet Goes Terribly Wrong
We have all been known to make a wild bet or two which hasn’t quite paid off and...
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Altidore’s Missus Feeling Left Out After Defender Goes For The Nipple
Jozy Altidore has to go down in history as one of the biggest transfer flops in the Premier...
