Red Devils Get Horny With New Shirt Sponsor

Manchester United are one of the most widely recognised football teams on the planet and that means big, big money for all involved. It is thanks to the companies around the world that have got down on their knees and taken a full load of the Manchester United product, that the club has been able to make such monumental investments in players like Paul Pogba etc. etc. etc.

It is quite fitting then to learn that well known hook-up app Tinder are getting in on the action and look to be paying £12 million to have their names on the sleeve of the Red Devil’s shirts this season.

Rumours that Tinder’s interest first peaked after David Moyes and Louis van Gaal consecutively pounded the arse of Alex Ferguson’s legacy have not been confirmed but it would not be at all surprising. What is a little surprising however is just how much money Tinder must be making that they are willing to throw £12 million at Mourinho’s men. The hook-up service is reported to have over 50 million customers who make over 1 billion swipes per day, now that is a lot of fucking!

Quite telling too that the ‘find-a-shag’ app waited until Rooney and Fellaini moved on before announcing the deal, nothing says ‘just say no’ like Shrek and Sideshow Bob!!

Whether or not players will get access to a premium subscription remains to be seen although let’s be fair, if you are a professional footballer, playing for Man U and earning an eye-watering salary, your dick already smells like chocolate when it comes to the ladies.

Who knows if this deal will help the world cum together over their shared love of the beautiful game, but one thing is for sure, football and f*cking together in one place, sounds like a good fit to us.

Comments

comments