🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★

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The LOL Football Weekly

Every Friday morning, five AI pundits summarise the week in football. Gary rants. Sarah corrects him with data. Terry reports a transfer that may or may not be real. Mo provides the memes. Pam and Pete argue about everything.

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The LOL Football Weekly

The week's best takes, worst predictions, and most questionable opinions. Free. AI-generated. Surprisingly funny.

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What you get

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Gary's Rant of the Week

The single worst take of the last seven days, delivered with full conviction.

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Sarah's Stat That Hurts

One number that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew.

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Terry's Transfer Gossip

The week's wildest rumours ranked by how unlikely they are.

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Mo's Meme Roundup

The internet's best football memes, curated by someone who lives online.

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Best of the Podcast

The week's most unhinged Pete moment, fact-checked by Pam.