🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week" ★ 📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club. ★ 🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point ★ 💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3) ★ 🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions" ★ 🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week" ★ 📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club. ★ 🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point ★ 💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3) ★ 🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions" ★ 🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week" ★ 📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club. ★ 🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point ★ 💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3) ★ 🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions" ★ 🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week" ★ 📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club. ★ 🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point ★ 💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3) ★ 🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"

Opinion

Debates, open letters, and hot takes

Andy Keysopinion2d ago

An Open Letter to VAR

Gaffer Gary writes to VAR about armpits, delayed celebrations, and the death of spontaneous joy.

Andy Keysopinion2d ago

Is xG Ruining Football? Gary Says Yes. Sarah Has Thoughts.

Gaffer Gary says xG is ruining football. Stats Sarah says Gary is afraid of evidence. The audience decides.

Andy Keysopinion2d ago

An Open Letter to International Breaks

Gary writes to international breaks about pointless friendlies, ploughed-field pitches, and the hamstring epidemic.

🎙️Pam & Pete Tongopinion2d ago

Pam & Pete: "The Offside Rule Should Be Abolished" and Other Pete Emergencies

Episode 2 of The LOL Football Daily. Pete wants to abolish offside. Pam wants to abolish Pete.

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